Tumbling Haggis

Dear No-Talent, Stupid, Spoiled Little Whore and your Shallow Family:

Get the fuck off my TV. Get off the magazine racks at the store. Get off my Twitter feed. Get off my billboards. Get off this fucking planet.

You are one of the most despicable, useless, wastes of human life. You serve no purpose in this world other than to spread your distorted body image and self-centered, shallow ideals to younger girls in the hopes that they will one day be like you. A stupid, shallow, no-talent spoiled little whore.

You, your entire family, the E! Network, and Ryan Seacrest should all be ashamed of yourselves. You represent everything that is wrong with this country. You are famous for no reason at all, and that is a slap in the face to every other working actor or model who has legitimately tried to make a name for themselves. What did you do? You have a ridiculous sized ass and you released a sex tape. You’re such a great role model.

What’s even worse? The people that watch your show, or talk about you like you’re a decent human being. Or the fact that the mere mention of your name or image makes my blood boil. I hate you, I hate everything about you, and I hate everything you represent in this world.

Now an open letter to the people supporting her:

STOP. FUCKING STOP. Stop watching the TV shows. Stop putting her on magazine covers. Stop paying her millions of dollars to basically defraud the public. Stop talking about her, period. If we stop discussing her, she’ll go away.

Yes, I realize the irony of the last paragraph that by writing this post I’m doing the same thing, but I couldn’t keep my anger bottled up anymore. I don’t even care about the jokes about her anymore. To me that is just MORE attention that she doesn’t deserve.

In essence: DIE.